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shsllannister:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

dendropsyche:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 57,413 notes

Reasons why i'm single

ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
don't forget
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
well this is accurate : \
2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 373,998 notes
2 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 102,219 notes

dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 379,673 notes

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 362,932 notes

mvrmur:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 18,898 notes
3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 229,295 notes

mockingjalie:

#raise your hand if you´re proud of this character development

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 47,243 notes

Middle-earth meme ♔ [3/3] men - Bard
↳”Have you forgotten what happened to Dale? Have you forgotten those who died in the firestorm? And for what purpose? The blind ambition of a Mountain King, so riveted by greed he cannot see beyond his own desire!

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 747 notes

izmia:

Creative Corona Kitchen Newspaper Advertisement - Yaratıcı Corona Mutfak Gazete Reklamı by Felipe Salazar

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 318 notes

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 215,769 notes
hellofromtumblr:

Finally.
An internet for everything you want. Touch it. Find it. Love it. Spread it. 
Make the internet yours

hellofromtumblr:

Finally.

An internet for everything you want. 
Touch it. Find it. Love it. Spread it. 

Make the internet yours

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 94,566 notes

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

In this world with nowhere to go I smoked my friends down to the filters…until WE MET AT THE PARK.

good old days

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 197 notes

World on fire with a smoking sunStops everything and everyoneBrace yourself for all will payHelp is on the way

World on fire with a smoking sun
Stops everything and everyone
Brace yourself for all will pay
Help is on the way

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 488 notes

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s [effing] head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 284,732 notes