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Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
Friend: But she's really a
Me: No stop
12 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 141,014 notes

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

12 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 717,561 notes

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

12 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 472,850 notes

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

12 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 233,637 notes

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

12 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 184,626 notes
foodffs:

Homemade Frappuccino

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

foodffs:

Homemade Frappuccino

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 817 notes
alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 99,517 notes

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 399,480 notes

We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, “You can have ambition But not too much. You should aim to be successful but not too successful otherwise you will threaten the man.” Because I am female I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of Joy and love and mutual support, but why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors- not for jobs or for accomplishments which I think can be a good thing- but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings In the way that boys are. Feminist: a person who believes in the social political, and economic equality of the sexes.

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 25,445 notes

jackdonaghy:

#shuttity up might be the closest we get to twelve saying fuckity bye

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 18,242 notes
sabriel-otp:

sabriel-otp:

Based on X

This is still the most favorite manip I’ve ever done. 

sabriel-otp:

sabriel-otp:

Based on X

This is still the most favorite manip I’ve ever done. 

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 491 notes

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 84,229 notes
fuckyeah-nerdery:

Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 112,911 notes

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

fandomcollector:

hello-hannie:

Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape! 

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http://www.fashionbymayhem.com/

That little girl is going places

this little girl has more of a fashion sense than I do

13 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 318,836 notes
surfcontra:

disgustinganimals:

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

surfcontra:

disgustinganimals:

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

15 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 339,037 notes